The Happy Story

by BS Artist on June 26, 2009

Guess what guys? It’s Friday and therefore it’s time for the regular Friday’s Funnies. OK, OK, I missed out a few, but shit happens man, so get over it will ya :laugh_tb: Anyway, as usual, take heed of the following warning. There may be some swear words in the following story, so if you think you may be offended, do yourself a favor and do not read beyond this point.

This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today


Dear Lions Bay School ,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon I am 91 years old and live at the Trafalgar Square Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Joan

I'd love a beer, & that's no bull!

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 GregR June 28, 2009 at 3:04 pm

As they say old habits die hard, can’t teach an old dog new tricks……

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2 BS Artist June 29, 2009 at 3:05 am

Sorry mate, maybe it’s the late hour, but you’ve lost me.

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3 Sheryl Loch June 30, 2009 at 8:59 am

OOOO, Now I know what I will be like at 90 y/o.
Not sure I will make to that age, Cait says she will not put up with me as a grumpy old lady. I think she has plans that include a wheel chair & a very large hill that lads into the lake. ;)
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4 Sire August 15, 2009 at 5:36 am

I’m sure Cait will make sure you have your floaties on :)
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