Man, I hate it when I can’t update this blog as often as I would like. It’s my own fault taking on so many different tasks, so I shouldn’t complain. Anyway, I want to make it up to you by sharing a joke a mate sent to me this morning. Read it carefully and you will find that there is a moral to the story. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”
”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay” said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed;
“Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?”
The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better health plan.”
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And she had herself admitted the very next morning.
Cheers,
Peter
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You reckon Peter. Why would that be
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Because she realized her health plan had the same benefit! lol
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Yep, and I wonder where we can sign up for that health plan. lol
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I don’t need a health plan… I’m doing just fine on my own. And my gf is a nurse, so it’s a synthesis of all things good… :)
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Well, I’m glad somebody is on a good wicket. ;)
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Just wish this was available on the national health service
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BS Artist reply on October 2nd, 2009:
Yeah, I bet you do
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