Young Chinese Couple Losing Their Virginity On Their Wedding Night

by User Image BS Artist on November 21, 2008

I know that some of you have probably seen this joke, but honestly I only just got it as an email the other day and I’ve been saving it for the Friday Funnies Series!

A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I gib you anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss ark me. Whatchu wan?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I wan to tly someting I hab hear abou from odda girls… Numbaa 69.’ More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her….

‘You wan……………………………………….. . Garlic Chicken wif snow pea?’

It sure had me laughing, but truth be told I reckon that there are a lot of real stories of wedding night escapades that may get a giggle or two.

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1 Mitch (Check me out!) 11.21.08 at 4:24 pm

Boo! I shoulda seen that one coming!

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2 Tom - Entrepreneur Interview (Check me out!) 11.22.08 at 4:53 am

haha…great joke! I was wondering where it all going.

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3 BS Artist (Check me out!) 11.22.08 at 5:49 am

I’m glad you liked it guys. It sure had me going, that’s for sure.

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4 Jeremy (Check me out!) 11.24.08 at 12:46 pm

That was a good one! The fact that two Chinese people were in bed alone, speaking broken English rather than their native tongue was a bit obscure ;)

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5 banquet manager (Check me out!) 11.24.08 at 3:35 pm

That was a good one, thanks.
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6 BS Artist (Check me out!) 11.24.08 at 3:40 pm

Perhaps Jeremy they are trying to come to grips with the language by practicing it at home.

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no image Jeremy (Check me out!) reply on November 25th, 2008:

Feasible, but one would hope that during the most intimate of moments they would have other things on their mind…you know, like work. ;) Although I prefer #104, Orange Beef

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no image BS Artist (Check me out!) reply on November 25th, 2008:

Stop busting my chops Jeremy, #89

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7 Salwa 12.17.08 at 8:39 am