Yep, another week has gone by and it is time for Friday’s Funnies #5. I hope you are enjoying them as much as I do posting them.

This next one takes place as a convicted murderer after escaping from prison, where he has spent the last thirty years, breaks into a home and ties up the young couple. Without saying all that much, apart from threatening them, he ties the man to a chair at one end of the room and the wife to the bed. He then gets on the bed and appears to be kissing her neck and then suddenly gets up and leaves the room.

The husband shuffles towards the wife, scraping the chair across the floor and whispers to his young wife, “Honey, I don’t reckon this bloke has seen a woman in years, and I saw him kissing your neck. Don’t fight it, just go along with it and pretend you like it, I think our lives may depend on it. Whatever you do don’t fight him, just be strong and remember that I love you.

The half naked wife manages to spit the gag out of her mouth and says, “Oh sweetie, I’m so relieved that you feel that way. Your right about him not seeing a woman in years, but he wasn’t kissing my neck, he was actually whispering in my ear. He reckons that you are really and wanted to know where we kept the Vaseline. Be strong honey and I love you too.