Little Johnny bumps into his friend Billy at the playground and he notices that he has a new watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asks Johnny.
“Nope,” says Billy.
“You probably got it for Christmas then?”
Again Billy says “Nope.”
Johnny’s eyes opened in surprise as he says, “you didn’t swipe it did you?”
“Nah,” says Billy. “I happened to go into my parent’s room the other night while they were having sex and Dad gave me the watch to get rid of me.”
This idea appealed to Little Johnny and he figured he needed a new watch so that night he waits outside his parents room waiting for the action to start. Nothing. Damn! next night he tries again and this time it wasn’t long before he could hear the unmistakable sounds of lovemaking. He takes a deep breath and swings the door open and strides noisily into the bedroom.
His father is caught in mid-stroke and says angrily, “What the hell do you want now?”
“I wanna watch” says Johnny.
Not missing a stroke the father says, “OK, just stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.
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Christine (Check me out!)
// Jul 3, 2008 at 9:35 pm
LOLOLOL
Now that’s funny.
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BS Artist (Check me out!)
// Jul 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I’m glad you like it. Now I just have to find something for next week.
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Susan (Check me out!)
// Jul 4, 2008 at 11:15 pm
hehe..that’s funny!
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