What A Load Of Bullshit

There are times when the only thing that can turn a totally crappy day into one that is more tolerable is a bloody good laugh and it is to this end that I post the following joke, which like all good jokes may well have a moral to it.

It happened that one day while walking down a path a man noticed a ladder leading up to a cloud. Full of curiosity he decided to climb the ladder, only to discover a fat ugly woman lounging on the soft clod top.

“Screw me or climb the ladder to success” she moans.

Not even thinking twice about it the man proceeds up the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud he finds a thinner woman, who also happens to be a bit easier on the eye, who says, “Screw me baby or climb the ladder to success.”

The man decides to climb to the next cloud where he now finds a very attractive woman, who once again says, “Screw me now or climb the ladder to success.”

Thinking to himself how each cloud lead to a better and more attractive woman the man decides to continue his journey and on the next cloud he finds the most gorgeous naked and large breasted woman who says in a sultry voice, “Screw me hard, right here and now or climb the ladder to success.”

Just, one more he thinks to himself, unable to imagine what beauty could surpass the last woman that he met. He finally reaches the last cloud only to be met by a huge bulky well hung man who says, “Hello, I am Cess!