I learned long ago that if I was to get on in this world there would be many times when I would unfortunately not be able to dazzle people with my brilliance and I would therefore have to dazzle them with bullshit. It has got to the point that I sometimes don’t even know the truth of what I am saying.
Anyway, even though this blog is meant to expose all the BS in the world I figure it would get pretty bloody boring after awhile and it could well suffer in readership. So I have decide to occasionally slip in a joke here and there or even a bit of humorous poetry that I come up with every now and again. For my first rendition I offer you “A Passionate Encounter”. Please sit back and enjoy.
I got her home late one night
Picked her up at a bar, without a fight
I have wanted her, for so long
I could not wait for the last song.
Up the stairs we went, the door I locked
I held her close, I was so hot.
With a struggle I removed her top
I gazed upon her form, I could not stop
In desperation I tore off her wrap
You could almost hear the dripping tap
Perspiration covered her naked form
The beads of sweat visible now the wrap was torn
My feverish mouth claimed her own
The sensation so great my mind was blown
It was not long before she was spent
In frustration against the wall she went
Though short, for it did not last long
I knew I did nothing wrong
For as she lay there, once held dear
She really was a great bottle of beer
| 2.8 |
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6 responses so far ↓
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Abhinav Sood (Check me out!)
// Feb 20, 2008 at 2:01 am
Bull-Shit! I thought you were talking about something else :P
LOL! Good One :D
Cheers…
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BS Artist (Check me out!)
// Feb 20, 2008 at 2:35 am
Ah, so the ruse worked ;) I’m glad you liked it and appreciate the comment
3 Theresa // Feb 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I see we both have a thing for bullshit. I have a blog about the bullshit that goes on within a crafting business. I also have a thing for poetry.
Will be back often, so we can see which one of us
is shoveling the cow patties out the barn more often.
Hey, you wanna swap links?
Theresa
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Tiberius Burciu (Check me out!)
// Feb 20, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Hello. I’m Tiberius Burciu, from http://www.myppcadvertising blog and I’d like to tell you that I’ve finished digging 5 of your articles, following your request I’ve received on my blog. I would like to thank you for returning the favor and for taking advantage of this offer! BTW, you have a great blog! Keep up the good work!
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BS Artist (Check me out!)
// Feb 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Theresa I’ve checked your BS site and I thought highly enough of it to have blogrolled you, now it’s up to you.
Tiberius, it was a great idea you had mate and I was proud to be a part of it. Oh, thanks for the compliment.
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Tiberius Burciu (Check me out!)
// Feb 21, 2008 at 4:43 am
I’m glad you liked my idea mate, and thanks for being part of it..oh and you’re welcome:)
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