by BS Artist on May 6, 2013
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a typical Aussie bloke and I love cleavage. Truth be told most blokes love cleavage and they’d be lying if they told you they didn’t. In fact I reckon most women love cleavage as well, otherwise there wouldn’t be so much of it around. Those that have it love to flaunt it and those who don’t find ways of giving themselves some cleavage. It’s no wonder that so many products are out there that will enhance a woman’s bust-line.
Products That Increase Cleavage
We’ve all seen stuff on TV that advertise ways for women to increase their cleavage. Stuff like the Hollywood Exxtreme Cleavage? Demi Bra 34D Bombshell! Shit, even the name of the bra will make you look twice. Not too expensive and a lot better than shoving socks down there like I’ve seen in some movies.
Then there is the Cleavage Enhancers / Breast Shapers By Cheeky.. These are supposed to be comfortable, flexible, transparent, waterproof and hypo-allergenic. Man, all that in one product? A really unique product in that it actually lifts the breast without a bra, thereby boosting confidence and enhancing cleavage! Man, how can you say no to that!
Then there is Our Secret which is touted to be, “Wonder Shaper Silicone Breast Forms One Size Fits All! Now you can have a fuller figure that feels and looks as natural as your own breasts, without the risk or cost of surgery. Silicone Breast Forms are comfortable, safe, water proof and specially designed to have the natural look, feel and softness of real breasts. One size fits all, hypo-allergenic, increases your breasts 1½ to 2 full bra cup sizes.” Hows that for sales copy.
There’s heaps more, not to mention boob jobs, but I think you get the gist of where I’m going. Gals love to flaunt their cleavage, even when they don’t have any! Of course there’s nothing wrong with that, the problem starts when we, as any red blooded man would, stare at them. Nope, that’s a no, no. I mean really, how could you not stare at these! [click to continue…]
I'd love a beer, & that's no bull!
by BS Artist on December 11, 2012
You know what’s really bullshit? It’s not keeping up with technology. That is where Amazon’s Kindle Fire comes into play. Sure I know you love to hod a real book in your hands but just look at the cost and how much room they take. With and Kindle you can have almost any book you want at your fingertips and at a price that is so much cheaper than those you buy from a bookstore. Another great thing about owning a Kindle is that you don’t have to leave your house to get a book. Gone are the times when you’ve ordered a book online and then had to wait weeks for it to arrive. Now you can download it instantly and start reading immediately.
Yet the Kindle Fire is more than just a tool to help you get access to your favourite reading material. The Fire HD 8.9 has superior video-streaming prowess and is also a lot cheaper than the iPad, that’s in case you’re thinking of getting the iPad, which may be better all round but then why pay for features you’re not going to use, right? Do yourself a favour and get one for Christmas.
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Not happy with the prices at Amazon.com? Maybe you can find a better deal at eBay.
I'd love a beer, & that's no bull!
by BS Artist on December 6, 2012
I know that this blog is all about exposing the bullshit that goes on in the world but that’s no reason why I should’t promote the Internet’s good guys that do business on the net. For this post I am going to tell you about one of them. I only joined them the other day and I only did that because I could see the great money making potential. Oh yeah, and it was free as well :-)
The site is called SkimLinks and as a member you have access to over 1800 merchants. I’m talking about small insignificant stores either. Nope, I’m talking about some of the biggest merchants on the web! Let me list just a few to give you get an idea of the quality of merchants they’re affiliated with.
- Sears.com
- ebay
- Target
- Nordstrom
- Canon
- Macy’s
As part of the SkimLinks Team you get to offer for sale products from any of their 1800+ merchants. Even better is there is great potential to make sales by sending people to their stores. Let me give you an example. Imagine that you’re walking down the street and bumping into someone in the and in the ensuing conversation you told them about the great deal you got on a digital camera at Sears. They were so happy with you they shook your hand thanking you for all your help and in doing so you imprinted a code on them. This code told the guys at Sears that you sent them and when they buy something you would get a commission for it. It doesn’t even matter if they bough a huge LCD TV of sound system instead of a camera, you would still get paid. This is Sears’ way of thanking you for sending them to their store.
This is exactly what will happen if you’re a SkimLinks Team member and someone clicks on a link on your blog or website. Take the 6 examples I left above. Each of those links are normal everyday links that link to the respective sites. As soon AS someone clicks on them a cookie is placed in their browser so that the store knows that you sent them there. If they make a purchase you get paid your commission and that is no bullshit! You can’t get better than that.
SkimLinks is definitely the way to go if you’re wanting to monetize your website or blog. Leave a comment if you have any questions and I will try my best to give you an answer.
I'd love a beer, & that's no bull!
by BS Artist on November 19, 2012
Let me just say that I am an ANZ customer but even so I recognized the following email as being a whole lot of bullshit as soon as I saw it.
Dear ANZ customer,
We are currently updating our database in order to introduce a new security measure intended to protect our members from fraud and unauthorized account usage.
You are required to take 2-3 minutes of your time and complete our online form. Please note that failure in validating your information will result in limiting your account.
To access our online form click on the following link:
Click here to access the online form
Thank you,
Jessica Robson,
IT Executive Manager,
ANZ Australia.
OK, I removed the link for obvious reasons. Firstly, if it was a legitimate email it would have been addressed to me personally and not to an ambiguous ‘ANZ customer’! Secondly the link would have taken me to their site and not to an address with a site made up to look like theirs.
Pretty simple really, but there will be people out there that would be fooled by this email. Don’t you be one of them.
I'd love a beer, & that's no bull!
by BS Artist on November 1, 2012
I’m sure there are a lot of people out there who would love the answer to that question but to tell you the truth there is really only one way and that is to buy a ticket. The question is where to go to buy your ticket. While most people go to their local agent, sometimes lining up for ages, especially during times of huge jackpots like Tuesday’s Oz Lotto’s $100 million, more and more are getting their tickets online. I know I do and the main reason for doing so is twofold. The first is because I don’t have to line up and fight the crowds because I do it from the comfort of my lounge chair. The other reason is security. Because I purchase my ticket online I no longer have to worry about losing the tickets. Heck,I don’t even have to check it as I get notified if I win. Even so I go online to check it and even that is a breeze as the winning numbers are highlighted on all my tickets making it easy to check and removing the doubt of having thrown out a possible winning ticket.
For those of you who are looking for a programme that will help you to pick the winning numbers I did do a post on it called Winning The Lottery Is All About The Numbers. There is even a review of a product that proclaims to show you how to pick the winning lottery numbers.
I actually use Oz Lotteries to buy my lottery tickets online and I always thought that all Aussies could use them. That was until members of my lottery site who live in Queensland told me they were somehow excluded. They feel that excluding people from Queensland from buying lottery tickets online is total bullshit and I happen to agree with them. That’s why I did a whole lot of research to find other reliable online lottery agents that will allow them to purchase Australian lottery tickets online. I wrote all about it on Buy Lottery Tickets Online. I’ve personally joined all the sites in that post and except for Wintrillions I have tested and have had no problems with them. I’ve only just joined Wintrillions and will give them the once over as soon as I can.
The added bonus of joining these other sites is that it opens the doors to all the world’s major lotteries. You can check out my posts to see how I’ve faired with buying tickets from lotteries such as US Powerball, Euro Millions, US Megamillions and more.
Whatever you don’t don’t forget to get your Oz Lotto ticket for the lottery that will stop the nation.
I'd love a beer, & that's no bull!
